would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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