I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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