Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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