I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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