so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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