I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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