Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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