You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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