Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I need moral support for this bender
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
How drunk are you?
Completed.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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