She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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