the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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