Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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