There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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