i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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