tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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