the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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