at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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