so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
