Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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