what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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