did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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