i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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