How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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