Nicole vs. Life
one two three fourrrrnication!
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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