you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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