What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
