If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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