i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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