i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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