never play flip cup with pint glasses
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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