So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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