Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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