Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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