Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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