we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
we should paint friendship bongs
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