I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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