That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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