I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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