Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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