Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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