Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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