everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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