I'm drive I can fine osifer
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Randomize
