No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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