Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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