We should be called the Road Head Warriors
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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