so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Randomize
