so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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