Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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