Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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