A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
what if I'm pregnant?
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If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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