Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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