Im at strip club and am horny
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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