is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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