Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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