So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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