Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
